Texas Holdem Nicknames
We visited a support group meeting (never mind which one) once where the speaker said you could recognize a good group if everyone there had a nickname. The same could be said of a poker room. In fact, Texas holdem nicknames come in a bewildering number of varieties.
You'll find nicknames for individual cards, combinations of cards, and poker players. Not only do famous players have nicknames—almost everyone we've ever played with on a regular basis had nicknames, too. We have fond memories of playing with folks like Doctor Tilt, Hero, Mister Frito-Lay, Rock, and Lobster.
We've listed as many well-known Texas holdem nicknames as we could think of below:
Playing Card Nicknames in Texas Holdem
Ace High Card
Pocket Rockets, Bullets, American Airlines, Alan Alda, Batteries, Snake eyes
Bandits, Exxon Valdez, and Joe Louis
Big Slick, Santa Barbara, Walking Back to Houston, Big Ugly off suit, Anna Kournikova, King Arthur
Big Chick, Big Slut, Doyle Brunson, Little Slick, Mrs. Slick, and Rocket Queen
Black Jack, Ajax, Apple Jacks, Hijacks, and Jackass
Bookends, Johnny Moss
Gimp Hand, McDerment, Rounder's Hand
Dead Man's Hand
Slap shot, The Sonnert
Mile High Club
High Five
Plane Crash, Stu Unger, Transvestites
Ashtray, Baskin Robins, Thrace
Little Slick, Hunting Season
King High Card
Cowboys, King Kong, Elvis Presley, Butchers of Baghdad, Ace Magnets, and Kangaroos
Divorce suited if it loses, Married suited, Mixed Marriage off suit, Othello off suit, and Royal Couple
Kojak, Bachelor's Hand, Starksy and Hutch, King John, Joking, and Just Kidding
Big Al, Ken, and Woodcutter off suit
Fido, Canine, What a Dog, Sawmill, Mutt off suit, Pedigre suited
Kate, Feast, Kokomo
Kevin
Kicks
Knives
Core, Fork
Commander Crab, King Crab, Sizzler, Alaska Hand
Big Fritz suited, The Zepik
Queen High Card
Dames, Snowshoes, Hilton Sisters, Siegfried & Roy, Divas, and Ladies
Maverick, Oedipus, Hawaii, Quack, and JQuery
Quint, Cutie, Q-Tip
Quinine
Snow and a Ho, Bitch Called Hope
Computer Hand off suit, Dike
Nesquick, Sad ol Bess
Granny Mae
Shuli, and Housework
A San Francisco Busboy, or Windsor Waiter
Daisy, or Queen Liz
Jack High Card
Jokers, Hooks, Brothers, Jaybirds, Bowers, Rent boys, and The Two Jakes
Greek Passport, and TJ Hooker
T.J. Cloutier, and Braggers
Jacket and Jeffery Dahmer
Jack Daniels
Railroad
Jackson Five
Flat Tire
Lumberjack
Heckle and Jeckle, Jack Shit
Ten High Card
Binary, Bo Derek, Dynamite, TNT, and Dimes
Countdown
N/A
Split, or Bowling hand
Sweet Sixteen
Dime store, Five and Dime, and Merfs
Over and Out, Ten Four, Good Buddy, CB Hand, Convoy, Roger That, and The Trucker hand
Kitchies, Hot Waitress
Terminator 2, and Doyle Brunson
Nine High Card
Barbara Feldon, Meat Hooks, Hitler's, Pothooks, Popeyes
Oldsmobile
n/a
Good lover, Big Lick, and Prom Night suited
Dolly Parton, Hard Working Man
n/a
The Sandy
Twiggy
Eight High Card
Snowmen, Pretzels, Piano Keys, Racetracks
Crosby
n/a
The Hamilton
Big Brother and Orwell
Most Feared hand in holdem
Tadpole
Seven High Card
Walking Sticks, Hockey Sticks, and Axes
Trombones
Pistol, Heinz, 007
Double Down, Ghost Dawg
Swedish Busboy
Beer Hand off suit, The Hammer off suit
Six High Card
Boots and Kicks
Bus pass
Billion Dollar hand
Blocky and Spanish Inquisition
n/a
Five High Card
Presto, Nickels, Speed Limit and Snakes
Jesse James, Money Maker
Juggernaut
Bomber, Pick-up, Quarters
Four High Card
Sailboats, Darth Vader, Magnum, and The Harley
Waltz, and Books
Lumberman's Hand, The Principle, and The Answer
Three High Card
Crabs, Treys, and Pere Ghaf
Can of Corn, Little Pete, Polish Big Slick, Hooter's Hand Suited, and Crubs if clubs
Two High Card
Nixon, Quack Quack, Ducks, Desmond, and Swans
Single Card Nicknames
Alas, Clover , Bull, Bullet, Death Card , MasterCard, One Spot, Rocket, Seed, Sharp Top, Spadille , Spike, Spot, Tax Card
Cowboy, K-Boy, Knight, Monarch, Sergeant, Alexander , Charlemagne , Charles , David , Julius Caesar , One-Eyed King , the Man with the Ax , Suicide King , The Butcher of Baghdad
Cowgirl, Dame, Lady, Girl, Hen, Joy Girl, Painted Lady, mop-squeezer, Bedpost Queen , Black Maria , Calamity Jane , Helen of Troy , Judith , Molly Hogan , Dirty Gertie , Pallas Athena , Fanny Kaplan
Boy, Bower, Fishhook, Hook, J-Bird, J-Boy, Jackal, Jackson, Jacksonville, Jake, Knave, Valet, Fish Hook, Eunuch , Hector , Laughing Boy , Ogier , Lancelot , Roland
Big Cassino, Bo Derek, Dime, and Sawbuck
Neener, Nina Ross, Niner, Curse of Scotland, and Pothook
Fat Lady, Ocho, Snowman, 8 Land, Race track, Time travel, Hog Nads
Beer Card, Hockey Stick, Candy Cane, Mullet, Salmon, Walking Stick
A Boot, Sax and Sex
Five Spot, Pedro, Nickel, and Fever
Boat, Four Spot, One Legged Ace, Broken Ace, Sailboat, Sharp Top, The Devil's Bedpost
Crab, Butts, Trey
Deuce, Dewey, Curse of Mexico, Duck, Swan, and Little Cassino
Wildcard, Pagliacci, Old Maid, Trump Card, Imperial Bower, The Fool, The Fly, The Bird
Collective Single Card Nicknames
Coat Card, Court Card, Face Card, Figure, Liner, Paint, Paint skin, Picture, Picture Card, Redskin, Rembrandt, Royal Cards, Picasso, Monkey
Broadway Cards, and Honor Cards
Spotter
No-Spotter
Whiteskin
Wheel Card
Pusher or Spot
Poker Hand Nicknames
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1 | Royal Flush |
Having all face cards in the same suit from ace to ten. This hand is the highest hand in poker and will give you a win every time. Some other names are:
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2 | Straight Flush |
This is when a player has a hand of cards that are all the same suit and are in numerical order. For example if your hand was all hearts and your numbers were 2 3 4 5 6 this would be a straight flush. | ||||||||
3 | Four of A Kind |
This is when a player's hand consists of the same card from each suit. If two players have four of a kind then the player with the higher card wins. Example: You have a Jack from each suit and the other player has a King from each suit; they win. Also known as Book, Case, or Quads and Aces - Four Pips. | ||||||||
4 | Flush |
To have a flush you must have five cards all from the same suit. They don't have to be in order. An example of a flush would be A 9 7 3 2 of hearts. Also known flush of hearts or diamonds – Pink or All Pink, of clubs or spades – Blue or All Blue, or clubs - Golf Bag, Puppy Feet, Puppy Toes, Pups. | ||||||||
5 | Straight |
When a player has cards that fall in numerical order but are not of the same suit. Example: . Also known as Steel, wheel or ten to ace – Broadway, and ace to five - Wheel, Bicycle, Bike. | ||||||||
6 | Three of a Kind |
Hand where there are three cards of the same value and suit doesn't matter. Highest card wins if more than one player has the same hand. In holdem the term set refers to when a player has a pair in the hole and one matching card on the board, with trips referring to a pair on the board and one in the hand or three of a kind on the board. Three of a kind have nicknames as well - Trips, Set, Kings-Alabama Night Riders, sevens - Slot Machine, sixes -Devil's hand, Mark of the Beast referring to the Number of the Beast in the Book of Revelation deuces-Huey, Dewey and Louie. | ||||||||
7 | Two Pairs |
Two pairs of cards. The higher value pair of the two pairs determines the rank with the best possible combination being aces and kings. If both competing hands are the same, the higher card in the remainder of the hand is the kicker or high card. | ||||||||
8 | One Pair |
When a player has two cards of the same value. If more than one players have a pair the highest pair wins. If the hands are the same then the highest card left in the hand wins. | ||||||||
9 | High Card |
When there's no player that has a qualified hand the one with the highest card wins. For example if there are three people playing and the hands are A 2 9 5 4, 8 1 3 6 9, and 4 5 2 9 6 then the player with the ace would win. | ||||||||
10 | Full house |
A full house is commonly referred to as Xs full of Ys where X is the three of a kind and Y is the pair. Also known as Full boat, Boat, Full. |
Texas Holdem Card Position Nicknames
Flop
The three cards placed by the dealer after all hole cards have been dealt and the first betting round has been completed. Comes from the sound the three cards in succession make when they hit a felt Poker table.
Turn
The fourth card dealt buy the dealer got its name because it can and will turn the tide of the hand. Another explanation would be when the fourth community card is dealt in a poker hand the hand is nearing an end.
River
The last card dealt buy the dealer got its name because the last card can sell you down the river. Also it's said that the term came from the Mississippi riverboats on which poker was played in the 1800's. Sometimes, cheaters would purposely deal a final community card that would improve their own hand. If caught, they would often be thrown overboard, into the river, thus giving the river card its name.
Texas Holdem Player Positions
Dealer Button
The Dealer Button position is considered the best position since she is the last player able to bet after the flop, turn, and river. Because of this luxury, the dealer button has the opportunity to steal the blinds by initiating a fairly large raise if no one has previously raised the minimum bet. So if the Button player feels that all other players are weak and they check to the button after the flop, turn, or river, he would have the chance to make a strategic raise in an attempt to steal the pot.
Small Blind
The first position immediately to the left of the dealer button is called the small blind. The small blind player is required to put half the minimum bet into the pot before the two pocket cards are dealt to each player. This is the earliest of positions since it is the first to act after the flop, turn, and river. As a result, this position is often referred to as the worst table position in poker.
Big Blind
One seat next to the small blind is the big blind. The player in the big blind is required to put the full minimum bet into the pot before the two pocket cards are dealt to each player. The big blind is considered to be an early position as well. However, there is a small advantage for this position. Just as the dealer button has the ability to steal the blinds after the flop, turn, and river, the big blind may place a strategic bet at the end of the pre - flop round to protect his blind since he is the last to act.
Under the Gun
The very first player to act at the beginning of the pre-flop round of betting is under the gun. This position is very much at a disadvantage. He has an early position and must take the first action before receiving any clues from the remaining players at the table in the very first round of betting. Unless he has premium cards, it is usually recommended that he does not make a large initial bet pre-flop because of the poor player position.
Hijack
One of the later positions is the hijack. Some players in this position will use this seat to prevent the dealer button from stealing the blinds by making their own strategic bet. Since only two positions are left to act after the hijack following the flop, turn, and river, this could be a viable option in games with fuller tables.
Cutoff
Being the last position before the dealer button, the cutoff is the last line of defense to prevent the dealer button from stealing the pot after the flop, turn, or river. With this type of thinking, the cutoff may often make large raises before the dealer button gets his opportunity to do the same when there are signs that the remaining players at the table have weak hands.
Texas Holdem Player Nicknames
Better known as Eskimo. May not be the most famous player on the list, but looks the part and he continued playing the in a 2007 World Series of Poker $5,000 Razz event despite suffering three mini strokes. Clutching the WSOP tournament table to prevent officials from removing him late in the event, Clark added to his mysterious mystique and forever cemented his nickname in the annals of poker badass.
Lederer reportedly hates this nickname The Professor despite the fact that is it perhaps the most perfect on the list. His calculated studious approach to the game prompted folks to start calling him the Professor, a label his supposedly despises because he never went to college. He continues to help lead the poker world in its quest to get the online game regulated in America, more proof that Lederer is at the head of his class.
Chris Ferguson gets the most props in the poker world as a player who transcended his WSOP Main Event victory to become one of the best players of his generation, but El Matador, the 2000 Main Event champ, might lay a stronger claim. As the only person to win a WSOP Main Event and a World Poker Tour Championship, claiming Mortensen is one of the best tournament players to ever sit at the felt is no bull.
One year after Chris Moneymaker made poker a game celebrated around the world, Greg Raymer added to the momentum by wearing hologram sunglasses and protecting his card with fossils en route to another improbable win. Called the Fossilman for his affinity for the trinkets and his willingness to sell the items at the poker table, Raymer is dominant figure in the poker world and his nickname is one of those that will never be forgotten.
Thater became the first woman since 2004 to win an open WSOP bracelet event when she won a 2007 WSOP Razz event. She has taken the poker world by storm and become a bit of a celebrity, especially in her native Germany where she ranks among the best-known sports figures. Her nickname Miss Slick is a testament to her dominance of European Texas Holdem tournaments, but her skills go beyond Holdem and are apparent in other disciplines as well.
The story behind this nickname is that Harrington promoted the action tag to further his ability to deceive his opponents. This known rock is actually quite aggressive at the table, but his quiet, solid approach made the nickname Action the definition of irony, further hiding Harrington's very successful and aggressive strategies. Few are still fooled, especially after Harrington released his celebrated and complicated strategy books, but the simple nickname remains.
A Matrix-themed nickname may be more fitting for this computer nerd turned world class player, but his long-hair framed face and soft-spoken anger-free manner makes the comparison to Jesus, one of history's most famous figures too hard to ignore. He started wearing the long cloak, signature black hat and dark sunglasses to add to his rock-tight image, but his look is nothing short of a copyright worthy poker trademark.
There are other nicknames for the legendary Brunson, most notably the Grandfather of Poker, but Texas Dolly was a household nickname before poker was a household game. The undisputed king of the game has been compared to Babe Ruth, Wayne Gretzky and Michael Jordan, making his nickname's appearance on this list an absolute must.
An offensive and never stopping mouth can get you in trouble or even make you infamous. This is how Mike became known as The Mouth. Matusow has made millions at the poker table with his skill and was a walking billboard at the 2007 WSOP because he is easy fodder for ESPN cameras and one of the most recognizable names in the game. The railbirds line the ropes around his tournament tables hoping to hear and instant classic escape poker's most famous mouth.
His record alone in No Limit Texas Holdem tournaments would make Hellmuth world famous, but his brat-like table antics and immense self promotional skills make sure everyone knows who The Brat is. Even folks not familiar with poker know Hellmuth is a great player and great at freaking out on his lesser opponents. Norman Chad dubbed Hellmuth The Poker Brat and the countless fans who adore / hate Hellmuth ensure his nickname remains the number one item on this list.
This young poker player received his nickname BoostedJ based on his love of fast cars, and motorcycles. He has made quite a name for himself in the poker world since his third place finish at WSOP in 2009.
Also known as Amarillo Slim. Preston is one of the most well known holdem players to ever play the game. He received his nickname because of his physical appearance as a tall slim country boy from Amarillo Texas.
Phil Ivey is probably one of the most well known players of today. He has been given the nickname Tiger Woods of Poker for his skill and top position as a professional player.
Mike has done a lot to help popularize the game. He has commentated for the World Series Poker Tournaments on television and made great strides to show the world that poker is not just a game of chance but that it takes skills to win. For all of his hard work he has been dubbed The Ambassador of Poker.
Received his nickname Back to Back Flack after winning two consecutive Legends of Poker events in 1999, 2002, and 2003.
Steve is known by two nicknames Z which is from his last name and The Bald Eagle which he received due to his bald head.
Reese received his nickname Chip because he has the ability to win all the chips on a table when he plays.
Hoyt has several nicknames but is best known as Cowboy because he always wears a cowboy hat at the table. He has also been given Mr. Move All In by Phil Hellmuth and Nightmare from his aggressive style of play. He is a known to wear ear plugs when playing as to not be distracted by players such as Hellmuth who try to syke-out the other players.
Billy received his nickname The Croc after introducing himself as Crocodile Billy when playing against legend Johnny Moss while playing in a WSOP satellite event. Now he keeps his nickname fresh by wear crocodile shaped hats when he plays.
Todd is the son of poker great Doyle Brunson. He received his nickname Darkhorse early in his career. He was playing in an event that he was thought to be a huge underdog but ended the game the winner. He outlasted many players, even the great Chip Reese, to win.
His nickname The Devilfish was bestowed on him in 1997 by Stephen Au-Yeung. During the tournament Ulliott reduced Nguyen's stack to one chip, and the tournament director insisted upon still taking a one-hour scheduled break, over Nguyen's protests. Ulliott turned to Nguyen and said, We're taking the break, and in all fairness to you, I think you should go upstairs and think about your tactics. Ulliott went on to win, and the headlines the next day read, Devilfish devours the Master.
Otherwise known as The Iceman for his calm demeanor at the table.
Received his nickname Numbers for his playing style. He plays a very calculated game.
Received his nickname The Owl from Doyle Brunson for his ability to read everyone's cards and his thick glasses.
Because of his flashy clothes and jewelry and his fancy style of play Scotty was given the nickname The Prince of Poker
Has had three nicknames bestowed on him The Suicide King, The Hitman, and Spooky, for his unconventional style of play.
Barry has become known in the poker world as The Robin Hood of Poker. He was given this nickname after donating all of his tournament winnings to charity. He has continued to donate his winnings to charity every year since 2006.
Jerry was given his nickname The Shadow by fellow players because they said he was like their shadow. He would follow them where ever they went.
Has to be one of the most easily recognized players in the game. Wearing a grey hooded sweatshirt and blacked out sunglasses at the table gave him the infamous nickname of The Unabomber. Looks like murderer Ted Kaczynski when he wears a gray sweat jacket zipped all the way up, with the hood over his head, and sunglasses hiding his eyes.
One of the most famous poker players of all time is better known as Stuey. Later in his life after being gone from the poker scene for a while he was dubbed The Comeback Kid in 1997. Broke and in debt Ungar received the $10,000 buy in from fellow player Billy Baxter and went on to win the main event at WSOP.
Also known as durrr from his online poker name has been a fast rising start on the poker circuit. He has a career estimated tournament winnings around 1.4 million dollars.
One of the pioneers of the sport Nick Dandolos better known as Nick the Greek played poker until his death in 1966. It is said that he played against Johnny Moss and said one of the best known poker quotes of all time Mr. Moss, I have to let you go. This game is said to be the start of what is now WSOP.
Nicknamed the Orient Express, Chan is only one of three players to win the WSOP back to back, a feat that may never be done again.
AKA the Paul Bunyon of Poker, this ex professional athlete turned poker player has had great success at the tables.
Gave himself the nickname The Grinder to signify his determination and competitive spirit on the felt, he's had tremendous success on the World Poker Tour.
Conclusion
As you can see, everything and everyone in Texas holdem has a few different names to go by. Once you start playing live poker you'll quickly pick up on many of the common nicknames, but some of the more obscure ones may take a while to learn. Who knows, you might even start coming up with new nicknames of your own.